OK
http://www.fark.com/
Russia
Country
AS51035
Network
June 29, 2020, 03:57 AM UTC
Date & Time
Websites
Websites
Web Connectivity Test
Runtime: 3.1s

On June 29, 2020, 03:57 AM UTC, http://www.fark.com/ was accessible when tested on AS51035 in Russia.

Failures

HTTP Experiment
null
DNS Experiment
null
Control
null

DNS Queries

Resolver:
172.68.13.92
Query:
IN A www.fark.com
Engine:
Name
Class
TTL
Type
DATA
@
IN
TTL
A
165.227.248.64

TCP Connections

Connection to 165.227.248.64:80 succeeded.

HTTP Requests

URL
GET https://www.fark.com/
Response Headers
strict-transport-security:
max-age=15552000
content-encoding:
expires:
Mon, 29 Jun 2020 04:17:16 GMT
vary:
Accept-Encoding
server:
nginx
x-ua-compatible:
IE=edge,chrome=1
cache-control:
no-cache
date:
Mon, 29 Jun 2020 04:17:17 GMT
x-drunk-on:
tequila
content-type:
text/html
cleartype:
on
Response Body
<!doctype html>
<!-- Report problems to https://www.fark.com/feedback/error -->
<!-- Duke Sucks -->
<html class="no-js" lang="en">
<head>
<title>Drew Curtis' FARK.com</title>   <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
<meta name="description" content="Humorous views on interesting, bizarre and amusing articles, submitted by a community of millions of news junkies, with regular Photoshop contests.">
<meta name="keywords" content="Fark, Fark.com, Drew Curtis, News, Community News, Social News, News Flash, Funny News, Weird News, Odd News, Strange News, Satirical News, Humor, Photoshop, Photoshop Contest, Memes, Caturday, Comments, News Commentary, Political News, Celebrity News, Sports News, Geek News">

 <meta property="fb:admins" content="741339004,690298743,503216953">
<meta property="og:type" content="website">  <meta property="og:image" content="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/site/farkLogo2Big.gif">  <link rel="image_src" type="image/gif" href="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/site/farkLogo2Big.gif">  <meta property="og:url" content="https://www.fark.com/">   <link rel="canonical" href="https://www.fark.com/">       <meta name="viewport" content="minimum-scale=0.35, width=device-width"> <link rel="shortcut icon" href="/favicon.ico">
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" href="https://img.fark.net/images/2008/site/fark-webclip.png"> 

  <meta name="referrer" content="always">      <link rel="stylesheet" href="https://www.fark.com/css/farkstyle_desktop.min_1593331209.css" media="screen">    <script src="https://s.adaptiveads.com/v2/11a657c19e4342fa890c2e070e184026/wwwfarkcom/ad-lite.min.js" async></script>

       <script src="/js/farktools_desktop.min_1593331209.js"></script>   <script>
function fnGetDomain(url) {
    var domain = url.match(/^(?:ftp|https?):\/\/(?:www\.)?([^\/:]+)[\/:]?.*$/i);
    return (domain) ? domain[1].toLowerCase() : "";
}
var adsense_referrer_channel = fnGetDomain(document.referrer);
</script> <!-- Prebid.js setup -->

    <script>
        var PREBID_TIMEOUT = 1200;

        var googletag = googletag || {};
        googletag.cmd = googletag.cmd || [];
        
        function initAdserver() {
            if (pbjs.initAdserverSet) return;
            (function() {
                var gads = document.createElement('script');
                gads.async = true;
                gads.type = 'text/javascript';
                var useSSL = 'https:' == document.location.protocol;
                gads.src = (useSSL ? 'https:' : 'http:') +
                '//www.googletagservices.com/tag/js/gpt.js';
                var node = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0];
                node.parentNode.insertBefore(gads, node);
            })();
            pbjs.initAdserverSet = true;
        };
        setTimeout(initAdserver, PREBID_TIMEOUT);

        var pbjs = pbjs || {};
        pbjs.que = pbjs.que || [];
        (function() {
            var pbjsEl = document.createElement("script");
            pbjsEl.type = "text/javascript";
            pbjsEl.async = true;
            pbjsEl.src = "https://www.fark.com/js/prebid_1586301921.js";
            var pbjsTargetEl = document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0];
            pbjsTargetEl.insertBefore(pbjsEl, pbjsTargetEl.firstChild);
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        pbjs.que.push(function() {
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                "mediaTypes": {
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                        "sizes": [[300, 250], [336, 280], [300, 600], [160, 600]]
                    }
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                    "bidder": "appnexus",
                    "params": {
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                }, {   
                    "bidder": "districtmDMX",
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                        "memberid": 100704
                    }
                }, {   
                    "bidder": "districtm",
                    "params": {
                        "placementId": 10999464,
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                }, {
                   "bidder": "brightcom",
                   "params": {
                       "publisherId": '8437', 
                    }
                }, {
                    "bidder": "emx_digital",
                    "params": {
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                }, {
                    "bidder": "sonobi",
                    "params": {
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                        "dom_id": 'rightAd300x250'
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                    "bidder": "rubicon",
                    "params": {
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                        "siteId": "17567",
                        "zoneId": "215714",
                        "position": "atf",
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                }, {
                    "bidder": "aol",
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                        "placement": '4151527'
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                    "bidder": "sovrn",
                    "params": {
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                }, {
                    "bidder": "openx",
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                    "bidder": "33across",
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//                }, {
//                   "bidder": "brightcom",
//                   "params": {
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//                   }
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                    "bidder": "emx_digital",
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                    "bidder": "sonobi",
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                    "bidder": "openx",
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                    "bidder": "emx_digital",
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                    "bidder": "sonobi",
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                    "bidder": "aol",
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                    }
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                    }
                },
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                }, {
                    "bidder": "districtmDMX",
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                        "memberid": 100704
                    }
                }, {   
                    "bidder": "districtm",
                    "params": {
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                   "bidder": "brightcom",
                   "params": {
                       "publisherId": '8437', 
                   }
                }, {
                   "bidder": "emx_digital",
                   "params": {
                       "tagid": '58003', 
                   }
                }, {
                    "bidder": "sonobi",
                    "params": {
                        "ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard-Lower', 
                        "dom_id": 'bottomAd728x90'
                    }
                }, {
                    "bidder": "rubicon",
                    "params": {
                        "accountId": "9659",
                        "siteId": "17567",
                        "zoneId": "218414",
                        "position": "btf",
                    }
                }, {
                    "bidder": "aol",
                    "params": {
                        "network": '10601.1', 
                        "placement": '4151524'
                    }
                },  {
                    "bidder": "sovrn",
                    "params": {
                        "tagid": 337566
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                }, {
                    "bidder": "openx",
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                }, {
                    "bidder": "33across",
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                        "productId": 'siab'
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                "mediaTypes": {
                    "banner": {
                        "sizes": [[2, 2]]
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                }   }, {
                "code": "native_ad2",
                "bids": [{
                    "bidder": "sharethrough",
                    "params": {
                        "pkey": "1686c574"
                    }
                }],
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                    "banner": {
                        "sizes": [[2, 2]]
                    }
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                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
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                    },
                },
                sonobi: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      return bidCpm * 1.02;
                    },
                },
                emx_digital: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      return bidCpm * 1.05;
                    },
                },
                openx: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      // currently paying about 5% more than they bid
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                    },
                },
                brightcom: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      return bidCpm * 1.05;
                    },
                },
                districtmDMX: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      return bidCpm * 1.02;
                    },
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                districtm: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
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                    },
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                appnexus: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      return bidCpm * 1.10;
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                sharethrough: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      return bidCpm * .95;
                    },
                },
                aol: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      return bidCpm * .95;
                    },
                },
                //komoona: {
                //    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                //      return bidCpm * 1.05;
                //    },
                //},
                sovrn: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      //return bidCpm * 1.02;
                      return bidCpm;
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                useBidCache: true
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        [  [728, 90],  [970, 90],  ],
        'topAd728x90'
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        [  [300, 250],  [336, 280],  [300, 600],  [160, 600],  ],
        'rightAd300x250'
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    fark.globals.billboardMidAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
        '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Middle', 
        [  [300, 250],  [336, 280],  ],
        'rightAd300x250Middle'
    ).addService(googletag.pubads());

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        '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Sticky-fg', 
        [  [300, 250],  ],
        'stickyAd300x250'
    ).addService(googletag.pubads());

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        '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Lower', 
        [  [300, 250],  [336, 280],  [300, 600],  [160, 600],  ],
        'rightAd300x250Lower'
    ).addService(googletag.pubads());

    fark.globals.leaderboardBotAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
        '/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard-Lower', 
        [  [728, 90],  [970, 90],  ],
        'bottomAd728x90'
    ).addService(googletag.pubads());   /*
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        [  [300, 250],  [300, 600],  ],
        'intelli-1'
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        googletag.defineSlot(
            '/1055466/MainPage-Native-Desktop-2-2x2', 
            [  [2, 2],  [2, 70],  [865, 50],  ],
             'native_ad2').addService(googletag.pubads()).setTargeting("str_pkey", "1686c574");        
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      fetchMarginPercent: 200,  // Fetch slots within 2 viewports.
      renderMarginPercent: 200,  // Render slots within 2 viewports.
      mobileScaling: 10.0  // large value to load all ads on mobile at once
    });
    googletag.pubads().set("page_url", window.location.href);
    googletag.pubads().set("adsense_channel_ids", adsense_referrer_channel);
    googletag.pubads().setSafeFrameConfig({sandbox: true, allowOverlayExpansion: false, allowPushExpansion: false});  googletag.pubads().setTargeting("ut","n");
    googletag.pubads().setTargeting("rf","0");

    googletag.pubads().addEventListener('slotRenderEnded', function (event) {

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        var containerEl = document.getElementById(containerId);
        if (containerEl === null) return;

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        // it's delayed by 10 milliseconds, because iframe is not yet fully rendered
        // and limited to max to 10 seconds to wait
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                var thisad;
                // `src` attribute is null when iframe is FriendlyIframe (non AdX), and
                // when it's present, then it's SafeFrame (AdX)
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                                <td class="mainDate headline_date" colspan="4" data-farkHD="SunJune282020"> Sun June 28, 2020 </td>
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     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id10863565 '  data-farkdomain='dailystar.co.uk' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/10863565/www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/scientists-find-giant-600-mile-22240279%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26ut'>The worm people have finally been exposed after scientists find giant 600-mile wide &quot;megastructures&quot; buried deep below Earth&#39;s surface. We will rue the day that we dug this deep (possible nsfw content on page)</a> </span>
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