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On August 1, 2021 at 10:34:51 PM UTC, http://www.fark.com/ was accessible when tested on AS196883 in Poland.

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DNS Queries

Resolver:
141.101.95.35
Query:
IN A www.fark.com
Engine:
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Answer IP Info
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165.227.248.64
AS14061 (DigitalOcean, LLC)

TCP Connections

165.227.248.64:80: succeeded

HTTP Requests

URL
GET https://www.fark.com/
Response Headers
Cache-Control:
no-cache
Cleartype:
on
Content-Type:
text/html
Date:
Sun, 01 Aug 2021 22:34:52 GMT
Expires:
Sun, 01 Aug 2021 22:34:51 GMT
Server:
nginx
Strict-Transport-Security:
max-age=15552000
Vary:
Accept-Encoding
X-Drunk-On:
whiskey
X-Ua-Compatible:
IE=edge,chrome=1
Response Body
<!doctype html>
<!-- Report problems to https://www.fark.com/feedback/error -->
<!-- Duke Sucks -->
<html class="no-js" lang="en">
<head>
<title>Drew Curtis' FARK.com</title>   <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
<meta name="description" content="Humorous views on interesting, bizarre and amusing articles, submitted by a community of millions of news junkies, with regular Photoshop contests.">
<meta name="keywords" content="Fark, Fark.com, Drew Curtis, News, Community News, Social News, News Flash, Funny News, Weird News, Odd News, Strange News, Satirical News, Humor, Photoshop, Photoshop Contest, Memes, Caturday, Comments, News Commentary, Political News, Celebrity News, Sports News, Geek News">

 <meta property="fb:admins" content="741339004,690298743,503216953">
<meta property="og:type" content="website">  <meta property="og:image" content="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/site/farkLogo2Big.gif">  <link rel="image_src" type="image/gif" href="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/site/farkLogo2Big.gif">  <meta property="og:url" content="https://www.fark.com/?noad=1">   <link rel="canonical" href="https://www.fark.com/?noad=1">       <meta name="viewport" content="minimum-scale=0.35, width=device-width"> <link rel="shortcut icon" href="https://www.fark.com/favicon.ico">
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" href="https://img.fark.net/images/2008/site/fark-webclip.png"> 

  <meta name="referrer" content="always">      <link rel="stylesheet" href="https://www.fark.com/css/farkstyle_desktop.min_1627804806.css" media="screen">           <script src="https://www.fark.com/js/farktools_desktop.min_1627804806.js"></script>   <script>fark.page.isAllHouseAds = true;</script>   <script>
    // fark.page.headerbidTargeting = "";
    fark.page.rcPageName = "homepage";
    fark.page.isMobile = false;
    fark.page.isDesktop = true;

    $.ajaxSetup({ timeout: 15000 });
    fark.ajax.ajaxSpinner = new Image();
    fark.ajax.ajaxSpinner.src = 'https://img.fark.net/images/2011/site/ajax-loader.gif';
    fark.ajax.ajaxSpinnerRaw = '<\img alt="..." src="https://img.fark.net/images/2011/site/ajax-loader.gif" width="16" height="16">';
</script>

  <!-- Quantcast Choice. Consent Manager Tag v2.0 (for TCF 2.0) -->
<script type="text/javascript" async=true>
(function() {
  var host = 'fark.com';
  var element = document.createElement('script');
  var firstScript = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0];
  var url = 'https://quantcast.mgr.consensu.org'
    .concat('/choice/', '90W110YesRJyT', '/', host, '/choice.js')
  var uspTries = 0;
  var uspTriesLimit = 3;
  element.async = true;
  element.type = 'text/javascript';
  element.src = url;

  firstScript.parentNode.insertBefore(element, firstScript);

  function makeStub() {
    var TCF_LOCATOR_NAME = '__tcfapiLocator';
    var queue = [];
    var win = window;
    var cmpFrame;

    function addFrame() {
      var doc = win.document;
      var otherCMP = !!(win.frames[TCF_LOCATOR_NAME]);

      if (!otherCMP) {
        if (doc.body) {
          var iframe = doc.createElement('iframe');

          iframe.style.cssText = 'display:none';
          iframe.name = TCF_LOCATOR_NAME;
          doc.body.appendChild(iframe);
        } else {
          setTimeout(addFrame, 5);
        }
      }
      return !otherCMP;
    }

    function tcfAPIHandler() {
      var gdprApplies;
      var args = arguments;

      if (!args.length) {
        return queue;
      } else if (args[0] === 'setGdprApplies') {
        if (
          args.length > 3 &&
          args[2] === 2 &&
          typeof args[3] === 'boolean'
        ) {
          gdprApplies = args[3];
          if (typeof args[2] === 'function') {
            args[2]('set', true);
          }
        }
      } else if (args[0] === 'ping') {
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          gdprApplies: gdprApplies,
          cmpLoaded: false,
          cmpStatus: 'stub'
        };

        if (typeof args[2] === 'function') {
          args[2](retr);
        }
      } else {
        queue.push(args);
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    }

    function postMessageEventHandler(event) {
      var msgIsString = typeof event.data === 'string';
      var json = {};

      try {
        if (msgIsString) {
          json = JSON.parse(event.data);
        } else {
          json = event.data;
        }
      } catch (ignore) {}

      var payload = json.__tcfapiCall;

      if (payload) {
        window.__tcfapi(
          payload.command,
          payload.version,
          function(retValue, success) {
            var returnMsg = {
              __tcfapiReturn: {
                returnValue: retValue,
                success: success,
                callId: payload.callId
              }
            };
            if (msgIsString) {
              returnMsg = JSON.stringify(returnMsg);
            }
            if (event && event.source && event.source.postMessage) {
              event.source.postMessage(returnMsg, '*');
            }
          },
          payload.parameter
        );
      }
    }

    while (win) {
      try {
        if (win.frames[TCF_LOCATOR_NAME]) {
          cmpFrame = win;
          break;
        }
      } catch (ignore) {}

      if (win === window.top) {
        break;
      }
      win = win.parent;
    }
    if (!cmpFrame) {
      addFrame();
      win.__tcfapi = tcfAPIHandler;
      win.addEventListener('message', postMessageEventHandler, false);
    }
  };

  makeStub();

  var uspStubFunction = function() {
    var arg = arguments;
    if (typeof window.__uspapi !== uspStubFunction) {
      setTimeout(function() {
        if (typeof window.__uspapi !== 'undefined') {
          window.__uspapi.apply(window.__uspapi, arg);
        }
      }, 500);
    }
  };

  var checkIfUspIsReady = function() {
    uspTries++;
    if (window.__uspapi === uspStubFunction && uspTries < uspTriesLimit) {
      console.warn('USP is not accessible');
    } else {
      clearInterval(uspInterval);
    }
  };

  if (typeof window.__uspapi === 'undefined') {
    window.__uspapi = uspStubFunction;
    var uspInterval = setInterval(checkIfUspIsReady, 6000);
  }
})();
</script>
<!-- End Quantcast Choice. Consent Manager Tag v2.0 (for TCF 2.0) -->  <!-- CONFIANT CODE -->

<script>
window.confiant = window.confiant || {};
window.confiant.callback = function(blockingType, blockingId, isBlocked, wrapperId, tagId, impressionData) {
    //console.log('----test_refresh--callback', impressionData , tagId);

    var slot_path = '';
    var order_num = '';
    var line_item_num = '';
    var container_div = '';
    if (typeof impressionData != 'undefined' && typeof impressionData.dfp != 'undefined') {
        slot_path = impressionData.dfp.A;
        order_num = impressionData.dfp.o;
        line_item_num = impressionData.dfp.l;
        container_div = impressionData.dfp.s;
    }
    ga( "send", "event", "Confiant Blocked", slot_path, order_num + '/' + line_item_num, { "nonInteraction": 1 } );

    // check if ad is blocked and we haven't refreshed this slot
    // (this only allows for one refresh)
    if( isBlocked && fark.page.confiant_refresh_slots.indexOf(slot_path) == -1 ){
        //console.log('---test_refresh--blocked--');

        // mark it as refreshed so it won't refresh multiple time
        fark.page.confiant_refresh_slots.push(slot_path);

        var targArray = []; // for setTargetingForGPTAsync (will be one element)
        var refArray = []; // for googletag.pubads().refresh (will be one element)
        fark.page.adSlots.forEach(function(i) {
             if (i.id == container_div) {
                targArray.push(i.id);
            }
        });

        var slots = googletag.pubads().getSlots();
        //var slot_length = slots.length;

        slots.forEach(function(slot) {
             if (slot_path == slot.getAdUnitPath() ) {
                slot.setTargeting('rf', 3);
                refArray.push(slot);
            }
        });

        if ( typeof pbjs !== "undefined" && pbjs.que ) {
            pbjs.que.push( function() {
                pbjs.requestBids( {
                    timeout: 1000,  adUnitCodes: [ 
                            fark.globals.leaderboardTopAdSlot.getSlotElementId(), 
                            fark.globals.billboardTopAdSlot.getSlotElementId(), 
                            fark.globals.billboardMidAdSlot.getSlotElementId(), 
                            fark.globals.billboardBotAdSlot.getSlotElementId(), 
                            fark.globals.billboardStickyAdSlot.getSlotElementId(), 
                            fark.globals.leaderboardBotAdSlot.getSlotElementId(),
                            fark.globals.intellidisplayAdSlot.getSlotElementId()
                      ],  bidsBackHandler: function() {
                        pbjs.setTargetingForGPTAsync( targArray );
                        fark.page.headerbidTargeting = pbjs.getAdserverTargeting();
                        googletag.pubads().refresh( refArray );
                    }
                } );
            } );
        }
    }
};
</script>  <script async="" src="https://confiant-integrations.global.ssl.fastly.net/cEfft1aujoR3mcJAi8Jzh_8If_c/gpt_and_prebid/config.js"></script>  <!-- END CONFIANT CODE --> <!-- CARBON STUB -->
    <script>
    !function(e,a){e.cca=e.cca||{tapPrebidQue:[],tapGAMQue:[]};var n=e.cca;e.pbjs=e.pbjs||{que:[]};var t=e.pbjs;t.que.push(function(){t.onEvent("bidWon",function(e){n.tapReady||n.tapPrebidQue.push(JSON.stringify(e))})}),e.googletag=e.googletag||{cmd:[]};var u=e.googletag;u.cmd.push(function(){u.pubads().addEventListener("slotRenderEnded",function(e){n.tapReady||n.tapGAMQue.push(e)})})}(window);  
    </script>
    <!-- END CARBON STUB -->  <!-- Google Analytics -->
<script>
(function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){
(i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o),
m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m)
})(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga');

  ga('create', 'UA-225200-1', 'auto');    ga('set', 'dimension1', 'Lurker');

 var pixelRatio = (window.devicePixelRatio >= 1.5) ? "high" : "normal";
ga('set', 'dimension2', pixelRatio);

 ga('set', 'dimension3', 'd');

  


ga('send', 'pageview');


</script>
<!-- End Google Analytics -->   <script>
        abimg(1);
        //  ga('send', 'event', 'Ads', 'Display', 'A', 1, {'nonInteraction': 1});

        var dfp_ad_source = ''; 
            dfp_ad_source = 'Fark DFP';
            // ga('send', 'event', 'dfpsource', 'Display', 'Fark', 1, {'nonInteraction': 1});   </script>  <meta name="robots" content="max-image-preview:large">       <style> .headlineRow:hover, .headlineRow:hover:nth-child(odd) { background-color: #eeeeff; } </style> <script src="https://www.youtube.com/iframe_api"></script>

    <!-- END CARBON RULES -->  </head>  <body >        <a href="#newsContainer" class="skipToContent" tabindex="1">Skip to content</a><!-- BEGIN left 2021-08-01 18:30:13--> <div class="fullwidthheaderbackground"></div>

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<div id="header">  <div class="tryBareFark">
        <a href="https://www.fark.com/barefarksignup" target="_blank">Try Ads-Free Fark</a>
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            <div id="loginBoxes">
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                <div class="loginSection submitLogin">
                    <input type="submit" class="searchSubmButton" value="Go">
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                <div class="loginForgotPass">
                    <a href="https://www.fark.com/forgotpassword">Forgot password?</a>
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                <div class="loginCancel">
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     <div id="searchBar">
        <form method="get" action="https://www.fark.com/hlsearch" name="topSearchFrm" target="_top" class="killspacehack">
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                                <td class="mainDate headline_date" colspan="4" data-farkHD="SunAugust012021"> Sun August 01, 2021 </td>
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     <td class="headlineSourceImage">   <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id11642680 '  data-farkdomain='huffpost.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/11642680/www.huffpost.com/entry/icu-doctor-health-care-workers-unvaccinated-patients_n_6102ad2ae4b000b997df1f'><img src='https://img.fark.net/images/2019/links/huffingtonpost0.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https://img.fark.net/images/2019/links/huffingtonpost0.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2019/links/huffingtonpost0-2x.png 2x'  class='retina' alt='(Huffington Post)' title='Huffington Post'></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

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     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id11642680 '  data-farkdomain='huffpost.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/11642680/www.huffpost.com/entry/icu-doctor-health-care-workers-unvaccinated-patients_n_6102ad2ae4b000b997df1f'>ICU doctor:&quot;I cannot believe the things unvaccinated patients are telling me. My experiences in the ICU these past weeks have left me surprised, disheartened, but most of all, angry&quot;</a> </span>
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                    source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id11642680 '  data-farkdomain='huffpost.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/11642680'>huffpost.com</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp; share:  <a href="#" onClick='postToFeed("https://fark.com/go/11642680", "https://fark.com/go/11642680", "www.fark.com", ""); trackSocial("facebook","share","https://fark.com/go/11642680"); return false;'>
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          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/fartiste' title='Fartiste'><span class='ttag topic57'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id11636356 '  data-farkdomain='fark.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/11636356/www.fark.com/comments/11636356'>Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. To celebrate National Refreshment Day, we&#39;ll create odes to our favorite refreshments. Write a poem dedicated to whatever wets your whistle and slates your thirst</a> </span>
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     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id11642566 '  data-farkdomain='independent.co.uk' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/11642566/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/leading-academic-america-precipice-democracy-b'>Another article saying things actually are worse than they look, but this is from a website that ends in .uk, so what do they know? USA USA U S A</a> </span>
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          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/photoshop' title='Photoshop'><span class='ttag topic23'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

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          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/amusing' title='Amusing'><span class='ttag topic01'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id11642464 '  data-farkdomain='9news.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/11642464/www.9news.com/article/traffic/trapped-driver-clears-debris/73-a5748b2f-8696-4fcc-97d0-b77f4756ce29'>Colorado man signs up for CDOT&#39;s new DIY plan for mudslide remediation</a> </span>
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          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/facepalm' title='Facepalm'><span class='ttag topic49'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id11642434 '  data-farkdomain='fox2now.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/11642434/fox2now.com/news/coronavirus/covid-19-exposure-at-st-louis-county-council-meeting-held-on-july-27th/'>Maskless Missouri mass makes mad at mask mandate meeting. Maskless Missouri mass meets mutant. Maskless Missouri mass must quarantine. Missouri</a> </span>
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     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id11642338 '  data-farkdomain='nbcnews.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/11642338/www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/officials-set-mobile-center-missouri-fair-boost-vaccinations-no-one-n12'>Health officials set up a COVID-19 vaccination clinic at the St. Charles, MO county fair and it ran out of vaccines. Just kidding. Not one person showed up. Zero. None</a> </span>
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          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/photoshop' title='Photoshop'><span class='ttag topic23'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

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          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/obvious' title='Obvious'><span class='ttag topic15'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id11641945 '  data-farkdomain='yahoo.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/11641945/www.yahoo.com/news/trash-fires-and-soaring-home-prices-idaho-copes-with-city-dwellers-fleeing-covid-'>People of Idaho would prefer a fence around the entire state border instead of just Mexico</a> </span>
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          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/awkward' title='Awkward'><span class='ttag topic48'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

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          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/interesting' title='Interesting'><span class='ttag topic02'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id11641732 '  data-farkdomain='theguardian.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/11641732/www.theguardian.com/business/2021/jul/31/reopened-nightclubs-in-england-face-twilight-zone-as-covid-'>Clubs in England are empty as Covid confuses and repels would-be clubbers</a> </span>
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          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/amusing' title='Amusing'><span class='ttag topic01'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id11641582 '  data-farkdomain='twitter.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/11641582/twitter.com/peacockTV/status/1421242788205629440'>Snoop and Kevin Hart watch Olympic dressage</a> </span>
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     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id11641567 '  data-farkdomain='foxbusiness.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/11641567/www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/generac-recalls-portable-generators-finger-amputations.amp%3Futm_sourc'>Portable generator recalled after seven finger amputations. No word on the other three digits</a> </span>
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          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/scary' title='Scary'><span class='ttag topic19'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

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https://www.fark.com/
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AS13335
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141.101.95.35
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Cloudflare, Inc.
Measurement UID
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windows
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Measurement Engine
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