Websites
Runtime: 1.7s
On March 5, 2022 at 12:59:53 AM UTC, http://www.fark.com/ was accessible when tested on AS25490 in Russia.
Failures
HTTP Experiment
null
DNS Experiment
null
Control
null
DNS Queries
Resolver:
172.68.15.220
Query:
IN A www.fark.com
Engine:
system
Name
Class
TTL
Type
DATA
Answer IP Info
@
IN
A
165.227.248.64
AS14061 (DigitalOcean, LLC)
TCP Connections
165.227.248.64:80: succeeded
HTTP Requests
URL
GET https://www.fark.com/
Response Headers
Cache-Control:no-cacheCleartype:onContent-Type:text/htmlDate:Sat, 05 Mar 2022 00:59:55 GMTExpires:Sat, 05 Mar 2022 00:59:54 GMTServer:nginxStrict-Transport-Security:max-age=15552000Vary:Accept-EncodingX-Drunk-On:tequilaX-Ua-Compatible:IE=edge,chrome=1
Response Body
<!doctype html>
<!-- Report problems to https://www.fark.com/feedback/error -->
<!-- Duke Sucks -->
<html class="no-js" lang="en">
<head>
<title>Drew Curtis' FARK.com</title> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
<meta name="description" content="Humorous views on interesting, bizarre and amusing articles, submitted by a community of millions of news junkies, with regular Photoshop contests.">
<meta name="keywords" content="Fark, Fark.com, Drew Curtis, News, Community News, Social News, News Flash, Funny News, Weird News, Odd News, Strange News, Satirical News, Humor, Photoshop, Photoshop Contest, Memes, Caturday, Comments, News Commentary, Political News, Celebrity News, Sports News, Geek News">
<meta property="fb:admins" content="741339004,690298743,503216953">
<meta property="og:type" content="website"> <meta property="og:image" content="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/site/farkLogo2Big.gif"> <link rel="image_src" type="image/gif" href="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/site/farkLogo2Big.gif"> <meta property="og:url" content="https://www.fark.com/"> <link rel="canonical" href="https://www.fark.com/"> <meta name="viewport" content="minimum-scale=0.35, width=device-width"> <link rel="shortcut icon" href="https://www.fark.com/favicon.ico">
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" href="https://img.fark.net/images/2008/site/fark-webclip.png">
<meta name="referrer" content="always"> <link rel="stylesheet" href="https://www.fark.com/css/farkstyle_desktop.min_1642714004.css" media="screen"> <script src="https://www.fark.com/js/farktools_desktop.min_1645050594.js"></script> <script>
function fnGetDomain(url) {
var domain = url.match(/^(?:ftp|https?):\/\/(?:www\.)?([^\/:]+)[\/:]?.*$/i);
return (domain) ? domain[1].toLowerCase() : "";
}
var adsense_referrer_channel = fnGetDomain(document.referrer);
</script> <!-- Prebid.js setup -->
<script async src="//www.googletagservices.com/tag/js/gpt.js"></script>
<script async src="https://www.fark.com/js/prebid_1642540670.js"></script> <script>
var PREBID_TIMEOUT = 1200;
var FAILSAFE_TIMEOUT = 3000;
var googletag = googletag || {};
googletag.cmd = googletag.cmd || [];
googletag.cmd.push(function() {
googletag.pubads().disableInitialLoad();
});
var pbjs = pbjs || {};
pbjs.que = pbjs.que || [];
var adUnits = [{
"code": "rightAd300x250",
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[300, 250], [336, 280], [300, 600], [160, 600]]
}
},
"bids": [ {
"bidder": "appnexus",
"params": {
"placementId": "9972657",
}
}, {
"bidder": "districtmDMX",
"params": {
"dmxid": 145896,
"memberid": 100704
}
}, {
"bidder": "districtm",
"params": {
"placementId": 10999464,
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "brightcom",
// "params": {
// "publisherId": '8437',
// }
}, {
"bidder": "emx_digital",
"params": {
"tagid": '58000',
}
}, {
"bidder": "sonobi",
"params": {
"ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard',
"dom_id": 'rightAd300x250'
}
}, {
"bidder": "rubicon",
"params": {
"accountId": "9659",
"siteId": "17567",
"zoneId": "215714",
"position": "atf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sovrn",
"params": {
"tagid": 337561
}
}, {
"bidder": "openx",
"params": {
"delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
"unit": "537178659",
}
}, {
"bidder": "33across",
"params": {
"siteId": 'aHvmW6t2er6R82aKkv7mNO',
"productId": 'siab'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'onemobile',
"params": {
"dcn": '8a9698480174740b89970c7d7809002c',
"pos": '8a9698480174740b89970c8101290035'
}
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// "bidder": "komoona",
// "params": {
// "hbid": "689e29180e0a4df1b94b4b746bf6874a",
// "placementId": "7895d426a704c60f43d29e95c61599d9"
// }
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"banner": {
"sizes": [[300, 250], [336, 280]]
}
},
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}
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"params": {
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"memberid": 100704
}
}, {
"bidder": "districtm",
"params": {
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}
//}, {
// "bidder": "brightcom",
// "params": {
// "publisherId": '8437',
// }
}, {
"bidder": "emx_digital",
"params": {
"tagid": '61915',
}
// }, { # waiting to activate sonobi on mid-billboard until they catch up on payments and we send them ad units to create
// "bidder": "sonobi",
// "params": {
// "ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Middle',
// "dom_id": 'rightAd300x250Middle'
// }
}, {
"bidder": "rubicon",
"params": {
"accountId": "9659",
"siteId": "17567",
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"position": "btf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sovrn",
"params": {
"tagid": '605461'
}
}, {
"bidder": "openx",
"params": {
"delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
"unit": "540686937",
}
}, {
"bidder": "33across",
"params": {
"siteId": 'aXK9aat2er6OoZaKkGJozW',
"productId": 'siab'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'onemobile',
"params": {
"dcn": '8a9698480174740b89970c7d7809002c',
"pos": '8a9698480174740b89970c7fa2c70031'
}
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// "bidder": "komoona",
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// "hbid": "689e29180e0a4df1b94b4b746bf6874a",
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// }
}]
}, {
"code": "rightAd300x250Lower",
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[300, 250], [336, 280], [300, 600], [160, 600]]
}
},
"bids": [ {
"bidder": "appnexus",
"params": {
"placementId": "9972661",
}
}, {
"bidder": "districtmDMX",
"params": {
"dmxid": 145897,
"memberid": 100704
}
}, {
"bidder": "districtm",
"params": {
"placementId": 10999465,
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "brightcom",
// "params": {
// "publisherId": '8437',
// }
}, {
"bidder": "emx_digital",
"params": {
"tagid": '58001',
}
}, {
"bidder": "sonobi",
"params": {
"ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Lower',
"dom_id": 'rightAd300x250Lower'
}
}, {
"bidder": "rubicon",
"params": {
"accountId": "9659",
"siteId": "17567",
"zoneId": "218414",
"position": "btf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sovrn",
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}
}, {
"bidder": "openx",
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"delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
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}, {
"bidder": "33across",
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"siteId": 'bgf90at2er6Qz2aKkGJozW',
"productId": 'siab'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'onemobile',
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"dcn": '8a9698480174740b89970c7d7809002c',
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// "bidder": "komoona",
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// }
}]
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"banner": {
"sizes": [[728, 90], [970, 90]]
}
},
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"bidder": "appnexus",
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}
}, {
"bidder": "districtmDMX",
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"memberid": 100704
}
}, {
"bidder": "districtm",
"params": {
"placementId": 10999462,
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "brightcom",
// "params": {
// "publisherId": '8437',
// }
}, {
"bidder": "emx_digital",
"params": {
"tagid": '58002',
}
}, {
"bidder": "sonobi",
"params": {
"ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard',
"dom_id": 'topAd728x90'
}
}, {
"bidder": "rubicon",
"params": {
"accountId": "9659",
"siteId": "17567",
"zoneId": "215714",
"position": "atf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sovrn",
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}
}, {
"bidder": "openx",
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}, {
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"productId": 'siab'
}
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}
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// "bidder": "komoona",
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}]
}, {
"code": "bottomAd728x90",
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[728, 90], [970, 90]]
}
},
"bids": [ {
"bidder": "appnexus",
"params": {
"placementId": "9972653",
}
}, {
"bidder": "districtmDMX",
"params": {
"dmxid": 145895,
"memberid": 100704
}
}, {
"bidder": "districtm",
"params": {
"placementId": 10999463,
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "brightcom",
// "params": {
// "publisherId": '8437',
// }
}, {
"bidder": "emx_digital",
"params": {
"tagid": '58003',
}
}, {
"bidder": "sonobi",
"params": {
"ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard-Lower',
"dom_id": 'bottomAd728x90'
}
}, {
"bidder": "rubicon",
"params": {
"accountId": "9659",
"siteId": "17567",
"zoneId": "218414",
"position": "btf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sovrn",
"params": {
"tagid": 337566
}
}, {
"bidder": "openx",
"params": {
"delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
"unit": "537178630",
}
}, {
"bidder": "33across",
"params": {
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"productId": 'siab'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'onemobile',
"params": {
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"pos": '8a9698480174740b89970c7fe8890032'
}
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// "bidder": "komoona",
// "params": {
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// "placementId": "25a94ecb6a0d4d1dea2ab5f335438d98"
// }
}] }, {
"code": "native_ad1",
"bids": [{
"bidder": "sharethrough",
"params": {
"pkey": "13fc1914"
}
}],
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[2, 2]]
}
} }, {
"code": "native_ad2",
"bids": [{
"bidder": "sharethrough",
"params": {
"pkey": "1686c574"
}
}],
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[2, 2]]
}
} }];
pbjs.que.push(function() {
pbjs.addAdUnits(adUnits);
pbjs.bidderSettings = {
// adjust the bid in real time before the auction takes place
rubicon: {
bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
return bidCpm * .92;
},
},
sonobi: {
bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
return bidCpm * 1.15;
},
},
openx: {
bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
// currently paying about 7% more than they bid
return bidCpm * 1.07;
},
//},
//brightcom: {
// bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
// return bidCpm * 1.05;
// },
},
districtmDMX: {
bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
return bidCpm * 1.1;
},
},
districtm: {
bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
return bidCpm * .95;
},
},
appnexus: {
bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
return bidCpm * 1.15;
},
},
sharethrough: {
bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
return bidCpm * 1.10;
},
},
//komoona: {
// bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
// return bidCpm * 1.05;
// },
//},
sovrn: {
bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
return bidCpm * 1.07;
},
},
cedato: {
bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
return bidCpm * 1.05;
},
},
"33across": { bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
return bidCpm * 1.15;
},
},
emx_digital: {
bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
return bidCpm * .95;
},
},
onemobile: {
bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
return bidCpm * 1.1;
},
},
};
pbjs.setConfig({
enableSendAllBids: true,
bidderSequence: "random",
priceGranularity: "medium",
publisherDomain: "fark.com",
bidderTimeout: 1200,
useBidCache: true,
consentManagement: {
usp: {
cmpApi: 'iab'
// timeout: 3000 // US Privacy timeout - use the default (10_000)
}
}
});
pbjs.requestBids({
bidsBackHandler: initAdserver,
timeout: PREBID_TIMEOUT
});
function initAdserver() {
if (pbjs.initAdserverSet) return;
pbjs.initAdserverSet = true;
googletag.cmd.push(function() {
pbjs.que.push(function() {
pbjs.setTargetingForGPTAsync( [ fark.globals.leaderboardTopAdSlot.getSlotElementId(), fark.globals.billboardTopAdSlot.getSlotElementId(), fark.globals.billboardMidAdSlot.getSlotElementId(), fark.globals.billboardBotAdSlot.getSlotElementId(), fark.globals.leaderboardBotAdSlot.getSlotElementId(), fark.globals.fullsiteNative1AdSlot.getSlotElementId(), fark.globals.fullsiteNative2AdSlot.getSlotElementId() ] );
googletag.pubads().refresh( [ fark.globals.leaderboardTopAdSlot, fark.globals.billboardTopAdSlot, fark.globals.billboardMidAdSlot, fark.globals.billboardBotAdSlot, fark.globals.leaderboardBotAdSlot, fark.globals.fullsiteNative1AdSlot, fark.globals.fullsiteNative2AdSlot ] );
});
});
}
// in case PBJS doesn't load
setTimeout(function() {
initAdserver();
}, FAILSAFE_TIMEOUT);
});
</script>
<!-- End Prebid.js setup -->
<script>
googletag.cmd.push(function() {
fark.globals.leaderboardTopAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard',
[ [728, 90], [970, 90], 'fluid'
],
'topAd728x90'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
fark.globals.billboardTopAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Billboard',
[ [300, 250], [336, 280], [300, 600], [160, 600], 'fluid'
],
'rightAd300x250'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
fark.globals.billboardMidAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Middle',
[ [300, 250], [336, 280], 'fluid'
],
'rightAd300x250Middle'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
/* not using: this is ex.co ad direct on page.
fark.globals.billboardStickyAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Sticky-fg',
[ [300, 250], 'fluid'
],
'stickyAd300x250'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
*/
fark.globals.billboardBotAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Lower',
[ [300, 250], [336, 280], [300, 600], [160, 600], 'fluid'
],
'rightAd300x250Lower'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
fark.globals.leaderboardBotAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard-Lower',
[ [728, 90], [970, 90], 'fluid'
],
'bottomAd728x90'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
/*
fark.globals.intellidisplayAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/Intellidisplay',
[ [300, 250], [300, 600], ],
'intelli-1'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
*/ // set up native ad slots
fark.globals.fullsiteNative1AdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Native-Desktop-1-2x2',
[ [2, 2], [2, 70], [865, 50], 'fluid'],
'native_ad1').addService(googletag.pubads()).setTargeting("str_pkey", "13fc1914");
fark.globals.fullsiteNative2AdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Native-Desktop-2-2x2',
[ [2, 2], [2, 70], [865, 50], 'fluid'],
'native_ad2').addService(googletag.pubads()).setTargeting("str_pkey", "1686c574");
googletag.pubads().enableSingleRequest(); googletag.pubads().set("page_url", window.location.href);
googletag.pubads().set("adsense_channel_ids", adsense_referrer_channel);
googletag.pubads().setSafeFrameConfig({sandbox: true, allowOverlayExpansion: false, allowPushExpansion: false}); googletag.pubads().setTargeting("ut","n");
googletag.pubads().setTargeting("rf","0");
googletag.pubads().setTargeting("up_recovery","false");
googletag.pubads().addEventListener('slotRenderEnded', function (event) {
var containerId = event.slot.getSlotElementId();
var containerEl = document.getElementById(containerId);
if (containerEl === null) return;
var iframeEl = containerEl.querySelectorAll('iframe')[0];
// it's delayed by 10 milliseconds, because iframe is not yet fully rendered
// and limited to max to 10 seconds to wait
setTimeout(
function () {
var thisad;
// `src` attribute is null when iframe is FriendlyIframe (non AdX), and
// when it's present, then it's SafeFrame (AdX)
if (typeof iframeEl !== "undefined" && iframeEl.getAttribute('src') !== null) {
thisad = containerEl.getAttribute('id') + ' is a google adx ad. \n';
thisad += 'name: '+iframeEl.getAttribute('name')+'\n';
thisad += 'advertiserId: '+event.advertiserId+'\n';
thisad += 'campaignId: '+event.campaignId+'\n';
thisad += 'creativeId: '+event.creativeId+'\n';
thisad += 'sourceAgnosticCreativeId: '+event.sourceAgnosticCreativeId+'\n';
thisad += 'sourceAgnosticLineItemId: '+event.sourceAgnosticLineItemId+'\n';
thisad += 'slot.getEscapedQemQueryId(): '+event.slot.getEscapedQemQueryId()+'\n';
//thisad += 'slot.N._html_: '+event.slot.N._html_+'\n';
} else {
thisad = containerEl.getAttribute('id')+' is not a google adx ad \n';
thisad += 'advertiserId: '+event.advertiserId+'\n';
thisad += 'campaignId: '+event.campaignId+'\n';
thisad += 'creativeId: '+event.creativeId+'\n';
thisad += 'lineItemId: '+event.lineItemId+'\n';
thisad += 'sourceAgnosticCreativeId: '+event.sourceAgnosticCreativeId+'\n';
thisad += 'sourceAgnosticLineItemId: '+event.sourceAgnosticLineItemId+'\n';
}
fark.page.ofnida[containerId] = thisad;
}, 10);
processGTEventListener(event);
});
googletag.enableServices();
pbjs.que.push(function() {
pbjs.setTargetingForGPTAsync();
fark.page.headerbidTargeting = pbjs.getAdserverTargeting(); });
});
</script>
<script>
(function (d, s, n) {
var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];
js = d.createElement(s);
js.className = n;
js.src = "//player.ex.co/player/15ec9b58-db5a-477e-ac99-103dcb88aff7";
fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);
}(document, 'script', 'exco-player'));
</script> <script src="//native.sharethrough.com/assets/sfp.js"></script> <script>
// fark.page.headerbidTargeting = "";
fark.page.rcPageName = "homepage";
fark.page.isMobile = false;
fark.page.isDesktop = true;
$.ajaxSetup({ timeout: 15000 });
fark.ajax.ajaxSpinner = new Image();
fark.ajax.ajaxSpinner.src = 'https://img.fark.net/images/2011/site/ajax-loader.gif';
fark.ajax.ajaxSpinnerRaw = '<\img alt="..." src="https://img.fark.net/images/2011/site/ajax-loader.gif" width="16" height="16">';
</script>
<!-- Quantcast Choice. Consent Manager Tag v2.0 (for TCF 2.0) -->
<script>
(function() {
var host = 'fark.com';
var element = document.createElement('script');
var firstScript = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0];
var url = 'https://quantcast.mgr.consensu.org'
.concat('/choice/', '90W110YesRJyT', '/', host, '/choice.js')
var uspTries = 0;
var uspTriesLimit = 3;
element.async = true;
element.type = 'text/javascript';
element.src = url;
firstScript.parentNode.insertBefore(element, firstScript);
function makeStub() {
var TCF_LOCATOR_NAME = '__tcfapiLocator';
var queue = [];
var win = window;
var cmpFrame;
function addFrame() {
var doc = win.document;
var otherCMP = !!(win.frames[TCF_LOCATOR_NAME]);
if (!otherCMP) {
if (doc.body) {
var iframe = doc.createElement('iframe');
iframe.style.cssText = 'display:none';
iframe.name = TCF_LOCATOR_NAME;
doc.body.appendChild(iframe);
} else {
setTimeout(addFrame, 5);
}
}
return !otherCMP;
}
function tcfAPIHandler() {
var gdprApplies;
var args = arguments;
if (!args.length) {
return queue;
} else if (args[0] === 'setGdprApplies') {
if (
args.length > 3 &&
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payload.command,
payload.version,
function(retValue, success) {
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payload.parameter
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}, 500);
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window.confiant = window.confiant || {};
window.confiant.callback = function(blockingType, blockingId, isBlocked, wrapperId, tagId, impressionData) {
//console.log('----test_refresh--callback', impressionData , tagId);
var slot_path = '';
var order_num = '';
var line_item_num = '';
var container_div = '';
if (typeof impressionData != 'undefined' && typeof impressionData.dfp != 'undefined') {
slot_path = impressionData.dfp.A;
order_num = impressionData.dfp.o;
line_item_num = impressionData.dfp.l;
container_div = impressionData.dfp.s;
}
ga( "send", "event", "Confiant Blocked", slot_path, order_num + '/' + line_item_num, { "nonInteraction": 1 } );
// check if ad is blocked and we haven't refreshed this slot
// (this only allows for one refresh)
if( isBlocked && fark.page.confiant_refresh_slots.indexOf(slot_path) == -1 ){
//console.log('---test_refresh--blocked--');
// mark it as refreshed so it won't refresh multiple time
fark.page.confiant_refresh_slots.push(slot_path);
var targArray = []; // for setTargetingForGPTAsync (will be one element)
var refArray = []; // for googletag.pubads().refresh (will be one element)
fark.page.adSlots.forEach(function(i) {
if (i.id == container_div) {
targArray.push(i.id);
}
});
var slots = googletag.pubads().getSlots();
//var slot_length = slots.length;
slots.forEach(function(slot) {
if (slot_path == slot.getAdUnitPath() ) {
slot.setTargeting('rf', 3);
refArray.push(slot);
}
});
if ( typeof pbjs !== "undefined" && pbjs.que ) {
pbjs.que.push( function() {
pbjs.requestBids( {
timeout: 1000, adUnitCodes: [
fark.globals.leaderboardTopAdSlot.getSlotElementId(),
fark.globals.billboardTopAdSlot.getSlotElementId(),
fark.globals.billboardMidAdSlot.getSlotElementId(),
fark.globals.billboardBotAdSlot.getSlotElementId(),
fark.globals.billboardStickyAdSlot.getSlotElementId(),
fark.globals.leaderboardBotAdSlot.getSlotElementId(),
fark.globals.intellidisplayAdSlot.getSlotElementId()
], bidsBackHandler: function() {
pbjs.setTargetingForGPTAsync( targArray );
fark.page.headerbidTargeting = pbjs.getAdserverTargeting();
googletag.pubads().refresh( refArray );
}
} );
} );
}
}
};
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ga('set', 'dimension3', 'd');
ga('set', 'dimension5', 'g');
ga('send', 'pageview');
// Enable Analytics for Prebid
if (typeof pbjs !== "undefined") {
pbjs.que.push(function() {
pbjs.enableAnalytics({
provider: 'ga',
options: {
global: 'ga', // <string> name of GA global. Default is 'ga'
enableDistribution: true,
}
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gtag('js', new Date());
gtag('config', 'G-2CGLGL25G6');
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// ga('send', 'event', 'Ads', 'Display', 'A', 1, {'nonInteraction': 1});
var dfp_ad_source = '';
dfp_ad_source = 'Fark DFP';
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// ga('send', 'event', 'Ads', 'Display', 'B', 1, {'nonInteraction': 1});
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if (!$("#header_ad").is(":visible")) {
// showPlea();
}
var tfarkToShow = "";
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};
}, 8000);
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window.cca.adiq = window.cca.adiq || {};
window.cca.adiq.que = window.cca.adiq.que || [];
window.cca.adiq.que.push(function(){
//syntactic sugar
var Check = window.cca.adiq.Check;
var addAttribute = window.cca.adiq.addAttribute;
var activateRule= window.cca.adiq.activateRule;
var pageload = window.cca.adiq.makeRule;
var revenueevent = window.cca.adiq.makeRevenueRule;
var timesinceload = window.cca.adiq.makeTimedRule;
var adiqfunc1 = function(){
if(document.querySelector('intelli-1')){
console.log('intelli-1 already exists - do nothing');
// ad already exists; do nothing
} else {
console.log('loading intelli-1 ad');
googletag.cmd.push(function(){
// set up intellidisplay slot
var node = document.querySelector('.rightColContent #intelli-1');
// node.style.marginTop="10px";
var parent = node.parentElement;
parent.style.display="block";
window.fark.globals.intellidisplayAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/Intellidisplay',
[ [300, 250], [300, 600], ],
'intelli-1'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
// Register the div
googletag.display('intelli-1');
});
googletag.cmd.push(function(){
pbjs.que.push( function() {
pbjs.addAdUnits({
"code": "intelli-1",
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[300, 250], [300, 600]]
}
},
"bids": [ {
"bidder": "appnexus",
"params": {
"placementId": "18576580",
}
}, {
"bidder": "districtmDMX",
"params": {
"dmxid": 496594,
"memberid": 100704
}
}, {
"bidder": "districtm",
"params": {
"placementId": 18576452,
}
// }, {
// "bidder": "brightcom",
// "params": {
// "publisherId": '8437',
// }
}, {
"bidder": "emx_digital",
"params": {
"tagid": '95671',
}
}, {
"bidder": "sonobi",
"params": {
"ad_unit": '/1055466/Intellidisplay',
"dom_id": 'intelli-1'
}
}, {
"bidder": "rubicon",
"params": {
"accountId": "9659",
"siteId": "17567",
"zoneId": "1590324",
"position": "atf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sovrn",
"params": {
"tagid": 687826
}
}, {
"bidder": "openx",
"params": {
"delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
"unit": "540976197",
}
}, {
"bidder": "33across",
"params": {
"siteId": 'bQ5HVyt2er6OoWaKkGJozW',
"productId": 'siab'
}
}, {
"bidder": "onemobile",
"params": {
"dcn": '8a9698480174740b89970c7d7809002c',
"pos": '8a9695c90174740b92960c7ede0f000a'
}
}]
});
pbjs.requestBids( {
timeout: 1000,
adUnitCodes: ['intelli-1'],
bidsBackHandler: function() {
pbjs.setTargetingForGPTAsync( [ window.fark.globals.intellidisplayAdSlot.getSlotElementId() ] );
//fark.page.headerbidTargeting = pbjs.getAdserverTargeting();
googletag.pubads().refresh([window.fark.globals.intellidisplayAdSlot]);
}
} );
} );
} );
}
function showIntellidisplayReportAdLink() {
var reportAdBlock = document.querySelector('#intelli-1-reportLink');
reportAdBlock.style.display="block"; }
if (document.readyState === 'loading') {
document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', (event) => {
showIntellidisplayReportAdLink();
});
} else {
showIntellidisplayReportAdLink();
}
}//end function 1
var adiqfunc2 = function(){
function hideIntellidisplayAndShowFns() {
var node = document.querySelector('#intelli-1');
var parent = node.parentElement;
parent.style.display="none";
//node.style.display="none";
/*
var kids = parent.children;
for (i=0;i<3;i++){
parent.removeChild(kids[0])
}
*/ }
if (document.readyState === 'loading') {
document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', (event) => {
hideIntellidisplayAndShowFns();
});
} else {
hideIntellidisplayAndShowFns();
}
}//end function 2
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cca.adiq.addEventListener("rule1", adiqfunc1);
var rule1 = pageload("rule1", 100,false);
addAttribute(rule1, new Check("getPageViews","=",1));
activateRule(rule1);
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cca.adiq.addEventListener("rule2", adiqfunc1);
var rule2 = revenueevent("rule2", 100,false);
addAttribute(rule2, new Check("getPageViews",">",1));
addAttribute(rule2, new Check("getNumberRevenueEvents",">",4));
addAttribute(rule2, new Check("getAvgPageRevenue",">",2.95));
activateRule(rule2);
//Rule 3 - Hide The Unit
cca.adiq.addEventListener("rule3", adiqfunc2);
var rule3 = pageload("rule3", 100,false);
addAttribute(rule3, new Check("getPageViews",">",1));
activateRule(rule3);
});
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