OK
http://www.fark.com/
Russia
Country
AS25490
Network
March 05, 2022, 12:59 AM UTC
Date & Time
Websites
Websites
Runtime: 1.8s
On March 05, 2022, 12:59 AM UTC, http://www.fark.com/ was accessible when tested on AS25490 in Russia.

Failures

HTTP Experiment
null
DNS Experiment
null
Control
null

DNS Queries

Resolver:
172.68.15.220
Query:
IN A www.fark.com
Engine:
system
Name
Class
TTL
Type
DATA
@
IN
A
165.227.248.64

TCP Connections

Connection to 165.227.248.64:80 succeeded.

HTTP Requests

URL
GET https://www.fark.com/
Response Headers
Cache-Control:
no-cache
Cleartype:
on
Content-Type:
text/html
Date:
Sat, 05 Mar 2022 00:59:55 GMT
Expires:
Sat, 05 Mar 2022 00:59:54 GMT
Server:
nginx
Strict-Transport-Security:
max-age=15552000
Vary:
Accept-Encoding
X-Drunk-On:
tequila
X-Ua-Compatible:
IE=edge,chrome=1
Response Body
<!doctype html>
<!-- Report problems to https://www.fark.com/feedback/error -->
<!-- Duke Sucks -->
<html class="no-js" lang="en">
<head>
<title>Drew Curtis' FARK.com</title>   <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
<meta name="description" content="Humorous views on interesting, bizarre and amusing articles, submitted by a community of millions of news junkies, with regular Photoshop contests.">
<meta name="keywords" content="Fark, Fark.com, Drew Curtis, News, Community News, Social News, News Flash, Funny News, Weird News, Odd News, Strange News, Satirical News, Humor, Photoshop, Photoshop Contest, Memes, Caturday, Comments, News Commentary, Political News, Celebrity News, Sports News, Geek News">

 <meta property="fb:admins" content="741339004,690298743,503216953">
<meta property="og:type" content="website">  <meta property="og:image" content="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/site/farkLogo2Big.gif">  <link rel="image_src" type="image/gif" href="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/site/farkLogo2Big.gif">  <meta property="og:url" content="https://www.fark.com/">   <link rel="canonical" href="https://www.fark.com/">       <meta name="viewport" content="minimum-scale=0.35, width=device-width"> <link rel="shortcut icon" href="https://www.fark.com/favicon.ico">
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" href="https://img.fark.net/images/2008/site/fark-webclip.png"> 

  <meta name="referrer" content="always">      <link rel="stylesheet" href="https://www.fark.com/css/farkstyle_desktop.min_1642714004.css" media="screen">           <script src="https://www.fark.com/js/farktools_desktop.min_1645050594.js"></script>   <script>
function fnGetDomain(url) {
    var domain = url.match(/^(?:ftp|https?):\/\/(?:www\.)?([^\/:]+)[\/:]?.*$/i);
    return (domain) ? domain[1].toLowerCase() : "";
}
var adsense_referrer_channel = fnGetDomain(document.referrer);
</script> <!-- Prebid.js setup -->
    <script async src="//www.googletagservices.com/tag/js/gpt.js"></script>
    <script async src="https://www.fark.com/js/prebid_1642540670.js"></script>  <script>
        var PREBID_TIMEOUT = 1200;
        var FAILSAFE_TIMEOUT = 3000;

        var googletag = googletag || {};
        googletag.cmd = googletag.cmd || [];
        googletag.cmd.push(function() {
            googletag.pubads().disableInitialLoad();
        });
        
        var pbjs = pbjs || {};
        pbjs.que = pbjs.que || [];

        var adUnits = [{
            "code": "rightAd300x250",
            "mediaTypes": {
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                    "sizes": [[300, 250], [336, 280], [300, 600], [160, 600]]
                }
            },
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                "params": {
                    "placementId": "9972657",
                }
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                "bidder": "districtmDMX",
                "params": {
                    "dmxid": 145896,
                    "memberid": 100704
                }
            }, {   
                "bidder": "districtm",
                "params": {
                    "placementId": 10999464,
                }
            //}, {
            //   "bidder": "brightcom",
            //   "params": {
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            //    }
            }, {
                "bidder": "emx_digital",
                "params": {
                    "tagid": '58000', 
                }
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                "bidder": "sonobi",
                "params": {
                    "ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard', 
                    "dom_id": 'rightAd300x250'
                }
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                "bidder": "rubicon",
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                    "siteId": "17567",
                    "zoneId": "215714",
                    "position": "atf",
                }
            },  {
                "bidder": "sovrn",
                "params": {
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                "bidder": "openx",
                "params": {
                    "delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
                    "unit": "537178659",
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            }, {
                "bidder": "33across",
                "params": {
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                    "productId": 'siab'
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                "bidder": 'onemobile',
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            //         "dom_id": 'rightAd300x250Middle'
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                "params": {
                    "accountId": "9659",
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                    "zoneId": "1246006",
                    "position": "btf",
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                "bidder": "openx",
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                "bidder": "33across",
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                    "productId": 'siab'
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                "bidder": "districtmDMX",
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                    "memberid": 100704
                }
            }, {  
                "bidder": "districtm",
                "params": {
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            //}, {
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            //   "params": {
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            //   }
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                "bidder": "emx_digital",
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                }
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                "bidder": "sonobi",
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                    "ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Lower', 
                    "dom_id": 'rightAd300x250Lower'
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                "bidder": "rubicon",
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                    "accountId": "9659",
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                "bidder": "districtmDMX",
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                    "dmxid": 145894,
                    "memberid": 100704
                }
            }, {   
                "bidder": "districtm",
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            //   "params": {
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                "bidder": "emx_digital",
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                    "dom_id": 'topAd728x90'
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            }, {
                "bidder": "rubicon",
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                "bidder": "sovrn",
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                }
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                "bidder": "appnexus",
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                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "districtmDMX",
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                    "dmxid": 145895,
                    "memberid": 100704
                }
            }, {   
                "bidder": "districtm",
                "params": {
                    "placementId": 10999463,
                }
            //}, {
            //   "bidder": "brightcom",
            //   "params": {
            //       "publisherId": '8437', 
            //   }
            }, {
               "bidder": "emx_digital",
               "params": {
                   "tagid": '58003', 
               }
            }, {
                "bidder": "sonobi",
                "params": {
                    "ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard-Lower', 
                    "dom_id": 'bottomAd728x90'
                }
            }, {
                "bidder": "rubicon",
                "params": {
                    "accountId": "9659",
                    "siteId": "17567",
                    "zoneId": "218414",
                    "position": "btf",
                }
            },  {
                "bidder": "sovrn",
                "params": {
                    "tagid": 337566
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            }, {
                "bidder": "openx",
                "params": {
                    "delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
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            }, {
                "bidder": "33across",
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                "bidder": 'onemobile',
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            //        "placementId": "25a94ecb6a0d4d1dea2ab5f335438d98"
            //    }
            }]  }, {
            "code": "native_ad1",
            "bids": [{
                "bidder": "sharethrough",
                "params": {
                    "pkey": "13fc1914"
                }
            }],
            "mediaTypes": {
                "banner": {
                    "sizes": [[2, 2]]
                }
            }   }, {
            "code": "native_ad2",
            "bids": [{
                "bidder": "sharethrough",
                "params": {
                    "pkey": "1686c574"
                }
            }],
            "mediaTypes": {
                "banner": {
                    "sizes": [[2, 2]]
                }
            }  }];
        
        pbjs.que.push(function() {
            pbjs.addAdUnits(adUnits);

            pbjs.bidderSettings = {
                // adjust the bid in real time before the auction takes place
                rubicon: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      return bidCpm * .92;
                    },
                },
                sonobi: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      return bidCpm * 1.15;
                    },
                },
                openx: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      // currently paying about 7% more than they bid
                      return bidCpm * 1.07;
                    },
                //},
                //brightcom: {
                //    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                //      return bidCpm * 1.05;
                //    },
                },
                districtmDMX: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      return bidCpm * 1.1;
                    },
                },
                districtm: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      return bidCpm * .95;
                    },
                },
                appnexus: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      return bidCpm * 1.15;
                    },
                },
                sharethrough: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      return bidCpm * 1.10;
                    },
                },
                //komoona: {
                //    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                //      return bidCpm * 1.05;
                //    },
                //},
                sovrn: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      return bidCpm * 1.07;
                    },
                },
                cedato: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      return bidCpm * 1.05;
                    },
                },
                "33across": {   bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      return bidCpm * 1.15;
                    },
                },
                emx_digital: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      return bidCpm * .95;
                    },
                },
                onemobile: {
                    bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
                      return bidCpm * 1.1;
                    },
                },
            };

            pbjs.setConfig({
                enableSendAllBids: true,
                bidderSequence: "random",
                priceGranularity: "medium",
                publisherDomain: "fark.com",
                bidderTimeout: 1200,
                useBidCache: true,
                consentManagement: {
                    usp: {
                        cmpApi: 'iab'
                        // timeout: 3000 // US Privacy timeout - use the default (10_000)
                   }
                }
            });

            pbjs.requestBids({
                bidsBackHandler: initAdserver,
                timeout: PREBID_TIMEOUT
            });


            function initAdserver() {
                if (pbjs.initAdserverSet) return;
                pbjs.initAdserverSet = true;
                googletag.cmd.push(function() {
                    pbjs.que.push(function() {
                        pbjs.setTargetingForGPTAsync( [ fark.globals.leaderboardTopAdSlot.getSlotElementId(), fark.globals.billboardTopAdSlot.getSlotElementId(), fark.globals.billboardMidAdSlot.getSlotElementId(), fark.globals.billboardBotAdSlot.getSlotElementId(), fark.globals.leaderboardBotAdSlot.getSlotElementId(), fark.globals.fullsiteNative1AdSlot.getSlotElementId(), fark.globals.fullsiteNative2AdSlot.getSlotElementId() ] );
                        googletag.pubads().refresh( [ fark.globals.leaderboardTopAdSlot, fark.globals.billboardTopAdSlot, fark.globals.billboardMidAdSlot, fark.globals.billboardBotAdSlot, fark.globals.leaderboardBotAdSlot, fark.globals.fullsiteNative1AdSlot, fark.globals.fullsiteNative2AdSlot ] );
                    });
                });
            }

            // in case PBJS doesn't load
            setTimeout(function() {
                initAdserver();
            }, FAILSAFE_TIMEOUT);            

        });
    </script>

    <!-- End Prebid.js setup -->            

    <script>
    googletag.cmd.push(function() {
    fark.globals.leaderboardTopAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
        '/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard', 
        [  [728, 90],  [970, 90],  'fluid'
        ],
        'topAd728x90'
    ).addService(googletag.pubads());

    fark.globals.billboardTopAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
        '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard', 
        [  [300, 250],  [336, 280],  [300, 600],  [160, 600],  'fluid'
        ],
        'rightAd300x250'
    ).addService(googletag.pubads());

    fark.globals.billboardMidAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
        '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Middle', 
        [  [300, 250],  [336, 280],  'fluid'
        ],
        'rightAd300x250Middle'
    ).addService(googletag.pubads());

    /* not using: this is ex.co ad direct on page.
    fark.globals.billboardStickyAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
        '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Sticky-fg', 
        [  [300, 250],  'fluid'
        ],
        'stickyAd300x250'
    ).addService(googletag.pubads());
    */

    fark.globals.billboardBotAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
        '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Lower', 
        [  [300, 250],  [336, 280],  [300, 600],  [160, 600],  'fluid'
        ],
        'rightAd300x250Lower'
    ).addService(googletag.pubads());

    fark.globals.leaderboardBotAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
        '/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard-Lower', 
        [  [728, 90],  [970, 90],  'fluid'
        ],
        'bottomAd728x90'
    ).addService(googletag.pubads());

     /*
    fark.globals.intellidisplayAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
        '/1055466/Intellidisplay', 
        [  [300, 250],  [300, 600],  ],
        'intelli-1'
    ).addService(googletag.pubads());
    */  // set up native ad slots
        fark.globals.fullsiteNative1AdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
            '/1055466/MainPage-Native-Desktop-1-2x2', 
            [  [2, 2],  [2, 70],  [865, 50],  'fluid'],
             'native_ad1').addService(googletag.pubads()).setTargeting("str_pkey", "13fc1914");

        fark.globals.fullsiteNative2AdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
            '/1055466/MainPage-Native-Desktop-2-2x2', 
            [  [2, 2],  [2, 70],  [865, 50],  'fluid'],
             'native_ad2').addService(googletag.pubads()).setTargeting("str_pkey", "1686c574");        
    googletag.pubads().enableSingleRequest();     googletag.pubads().set("page_url", window.location.href);
    googletag.pubads().set("adsense_channel_ids", adsense_referrer_channel);
    googletag.pubads().setSafeFrameConfig({sandbox: true, allowOverlayExpansion: false, allowPushExpansion: false});  googletag.pubads().setTargeting("ut","n");
    googletag.pubads().setTargeting("rf","0");
    googletag.pubads().setTargeting("up_recovery","false");

    googletag.pubads().addEventListener('slotRenderEnded', function (event) {

        var containerId = event.slot.getSlotElementId();
        var containerEl = document.getElementById(containerId);
        if (containerEl === null) return;

        var iframeEl = containerEl.querySelectorAll('iframe')[0];
    
        // it's delayed by 10 milliseconds, because iframe is not yet fully rendered
        // and limited to max to 10 seconds to wait
        setTimeout(
            function () {
                var thisad;
                // `src` attribute is null when iframe is FriendlyIframe (non AdX), and
                // when it's present, then it's SafeFrame (AdX)
                if (typeof iframeEl !== "undefined" && iframeEl.getAttribute('src') !== null) {
                    thisad  = containerEl.getAttribute('id') + ' is a google adx ad. \n';
                    thisad += 'name: '+iframeEl.getAttribute('name')+'\n';
                    thisad += 'advertiserId: '+event.advertiserId+'\n';
                    thisad += 'campaignId: '+event.campaignId+'\n';
                    thisad += 'creativeId: '+event.creativeId+'\n';
                    thisad += 'sourceAgnosticCreativeId: '+event.sourceAgnosticCreativeId+'\n';
                    thisad += 'sourceAgnosticLineItemId: '+event.sourceAgnosticLineItemId+'\n';
                    thisad += 'slot.getEscapedQemQueryId(): '+event.slot.getEscapedQemQueryId()+'\n';
                    //thisad += 'slot.N._html_: '+event.slot.N._html_+'\n';

                } else {
                    thisad  = containerEl.getAttribute('id')+' is not a google adx ad \n';
                    thisad += 'advertiserId: '+event.advertiserId+'\n';
                    thisad += 'campaignId: '+event.campaignId+'\n';
                    thisad += 'creativeId: '+event.creativeId+'\n';
                    thisad += 'lineItemId: '+event.lineItemId+'\n';
                    thisad += 'sourceAgnosticCreativeId: '+event.sourceAgnosticCreativeId+'\n';
                    thisad += 'sourceAgnosticLineItemId: '+event.sourceAgnosticLineItemId+'\n';
                }
                fark.page.ofnida[containerId] = thisad;
            }, 10);

        processGTEventListener(event);
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window.confiant.callback = function(blockingType, blockingId, isBlocked, wrapperId, tagId, impressionData) {
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                            googletag.pubads().refresh([window.fark.globals.intellidisplayAdSlot]);
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                    } );
                } );
            } );
        }   

        function showIntellidisplayReportAdLink() {
            var reportAdBlock = document.querySelector('#intelli-1-reportLink');
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        if (document.readyState === 'loading') {
            document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', (event) => {
                showIntellidisplayReportAdLink();
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            showIntellidisplayReportAdLink(); 
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    var adiqfunc2 = function(){
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            var node = document.querySelector('#intelli-1');
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        if (document.readyState === 'loading') {
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    cca.adiq.addEventListener("rule1", adiqfunc1);
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    activateRule(rule3);
});
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     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12177965 '  data-farkdomain='kctv5.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12177965/www.kctv5.com/2022/03/04/police-respond-shooting-olathe-east-high-school/%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_'>School shooting in Olathe, KS. Two school employees and the shooter, a student, shot. All will survive including, sadly, the shooter</a> </span>
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     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12177200 '  data-farkdomain='dailymail.co.uk' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12177200/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10575973/California-woman-faked-kidnapping-defrauded-state-feds-say'>Woman who claimed in 2016 that she had been kidnapped &#39;by two Hispanic women&#39; has been arrested for lying about being kidnapped by two Hispanic women</a> </span>
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          <a target='_top' href='https://www.fark.com/topic/awkward' title='Awkward'><span class='ttag topic48'>&nbsp;</span></a>         <div class="hlSpacer">&nbsp;</div>  </td>

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     <td class="headlineText">  <span class="headline"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id12171476 '  data-farkdomain='fark.com' target='_blank' href='https://www.fark.com/goto/12171476/www.fark.com/comments/12171476'>Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for Main</a> </span>
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